Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.