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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...