George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...