Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...