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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A Rock Solid Defense
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Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Perfect Day
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