Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...