Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...