Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...