How gross is that?
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An Email From God!
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What is SWF?
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
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yo mamma so fat
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