Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...