Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!