Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...