A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...