Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.