The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”