Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...