The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...