Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...