The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...