Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...