You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...