Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Tell me what I am
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Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...