cross a spider and an elephant
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Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...