7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...