Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.