Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...