A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...