Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...