Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...