What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...