The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...