So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...