Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...