How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Farm jokes 07
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
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One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...