Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...