Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...