Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...