Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...