Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...