Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...