What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Resume Bloopers
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
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Chimney Cricket!
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I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...