Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...