The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...