What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...