Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...