The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...