yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...