Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...