Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...