A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...