Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...