Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!